Mallory Crusta

Ever wondered what it’s like to gallop into a whole new world of pleasure? Maybe you’ve heard whispers about horse dildos, those long, majestic toys. You might be curious, but also a little overwhelmed. The world of equine-inspired pleasure can seem vast and confusing! Picking the right one can feel like trying to saddle a … Read more

Have you ever seen a young horse struggle with a bit? Maybe they toss their head, chew nervously, or just seem plain unhappy. Picking the right bit for a young horse is super important! It can make the difference between a happy, willing partner and a horse that’s resistant to your cues. Choosing a snaffle … Read more

Does your horse seem a little stiff lately? Are they flinching when you put the saddle on? A sore back is a common problem for horses, and it can make riding less fun for both of you. It’s like having a bad back yourself – it’s uncomfortable and can make it hard to do anything! … Read more

Have you ever spent hours brushing a horse’s mane, only to end up with a tangled mess? It’s frustrating, right? A good mane and tail comb can make all the difference! Keeping your horse’s mane and tail clean and healthy is important. But finding the right comb can feel like looking for a needle in … Read more

Have you ever watched a horse wince when you put on their saddle? Or maybe you’ve noticed a sore spot after a long trail ride? If you have a horse with high withers, you know the struggle is real! Finding a saddle pad that fits right can feel like searching for a unicorn. Regular saddle … Read more

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a stallion, but, you know, in a different way? Horse dildos are becoming more and more popular. These toys offer a unique experience for those who like a bit of a challenge. But with so many shapes, sizes, and materials, how do you even begin to choose the … Read more

Have you ever watched your horse impatiently pawing at the ground, waiting for their next meal? Feeding time is important for your horse’s health and happiness. But choosing the right way to feed them can be tricky! There are so many different kinds of hay feeders out there. Picking a good hay feeder is more … Read more

Leasing a horse may sound like something only a few can do, but it’s actually a great option if you want to enjoy time with a horse without owning one. If you’re asking, “Can you lease a horse?” or wondering what it means to lease one, you’ve come to the right place. I’ll share my … Read more

Teaching a horse to bow is fun and builds trust. I remember the first time I tried—it was tricky at first, but so rewarding when my horse finally did it! This simple trick helps with bonding, flexibility, and groundwork. If you want to learn how to teach a horse to bow, I’ll guide you through … Read more

In Texas, people usually think of a Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) charge when it comes to cars, trucks, or motorcycles. But can someone get a DWI for riding a horse? The answer isn’t as simple as it seems. Texas law has specific rules about intoxication and the use of motor vehicles. To understand this better, … Read more